what if harry had been sorted into slytherin though
- sarcastic bastard and no need to pretend otherwise
- learning the names of people outside your immediate circle of friends??? please
- usually overdramatic, sometimes morally grey
- sirius having to deal with the fact that…
aisha tyler slays
calm down white guilt.
Got that ass!
It’s a tragedy wish a aisha tyler isn’t more famous
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
I LIKE her style.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this
BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME
The Latino population is expected to surpass whites in California in March lol.
All the whites in California suddenly started to sweat and chew their lip anxiously.
This brings me great joy.
natural hair gurus be like:
"hey sorry it’s been so long since my last video. anyway here is my protective blowout! i just cowashed and then set it with argan oil, jojoba oil, olive oil, coconut oil, avocado oil, canola oil, kukua oil, ‘i can’t believe it’s not butter’ and a spritz of deionized holy water. i also used defnatural’s™ curl defining strand protecting keratin heat creme which you can purchase for three easy payments of $176.54! the link is in my sidebar ;).”
"okay, time for the best part of the video…
as many of you know, i have been natural for seven days and i am very pleased with the results of my hair journey!!!
i am screaming!!!!!!!!!
Cryin’ Tears all down my face
meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions
“The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognised you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother Lily’s. Oh yes, I knew her. Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumour has it, he passed onto you. You’re more like them than you know, Harry. In time you’ll come to see just how much.”