Jeff: Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball just so you could do that? They left the ball and everything. I think they were literally walking around with it like a prop to use. It’s like a $25 bit, and it’s not even that good!
‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes’ and ‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes: Meet Dr. Robin’ by Coran “Kiser” Stone
Holy shit, I love this.
Pairings: Kurtbastian
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 70,609
Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single guy, in possession of wealth, intelligence and unfairly good looks, must be a complete and utter dick.When Fate and Mercedes Jones’ libido throw the New Directions clan into the path of the Dalton Academy Warblers, it’s hard for Kurt Hummel not to notice their new captain; the ridiculously attractive Sebastian Smythe. It’s also hard for Kurt not to notice his arrogance, his biting sarcasm, or the fact that he’d clearly rather be anywhere other than socializing with a bunch of unfortunate public school ragamuffins.
Kurt’s spent enough of his life serving as a punching bag for self-important assholes to know that Sebastian is just more of the same. It doesn’t matter that he’s gay. Or hot. Or that he keeps looking at Kurt in that inscrutable way. The only sensible course of action is to stay far, far away. Which, of course, turns out to be easier said than done.
A/N: So this is mine and Lilinas’ Kurtbastian Big Bang entry! It’s been a long time (6 months or so) in the making, and we really hope you enjoy it! More details and thank-you’s are in the link, but a special shout-out to unbridledglee who made our incredible art and fanmix, and isruben who beta’d like a boss…you guys are absolutely amazing!
Oh, see, Sparrow did it so much better than me despite it being, like, 2 am in the UK. Yay!!
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?
- Charlie Sheen
- Sean Connery
- Gary Oldman
- David Hasselhoff
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Fassbender
- Nicholas Cage
- Gary Busey
- Bill Murray
- Eminem
- Alec Baldwin
- Phil Hartman
- Tommy Lee
- Josh Brolin
- Sean Penn
- Woody Allen
- Roman Polanski
- Axl Rose
- Sonny Bono
- John Lennon
- Sean Bean
- Elvis Presley
- Kelsey Grammar
- Rob Lowe
- Chris Brown
Who Tumblr/Internet/Society cares about when they beat/rape women:
- Chris Brown


Black Kids - ‘I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You’
Forever and ever.
Harry Stamps Obituary | Sun Herald
apsies: The obituary by which all other obituaries should be judged. Read the entire thing. It’s worth it.
You heard her.
(via kateoplis)
When I die, I hope I have an obit 10% this good.
(via shortformblog)
Also from the Sun Herald, asking what Harry would have thought of his obit going viral: ”He wouldn’t know what going viral means. He would have thought that was a disease he contracted, which would have excited him to have another illness to lord over folks,” daughter Amanda Lewis said.
(via crown-of-weeds)
“The goats have all been sent for feeding time, headmaster.”
I decided to make you guys a photoset on how I feel about white people