i honestly don’t think i could date a white guy long term because the moment he asks why i don’t wash my hair everyday or why we can’t have shower sex i’ll know it’s time to pack my things
tom: i promise i’m never doing that again.
nicole: that needs to be a gif. [x]
9:17 p.m. Earlier I said these mozzarella sticks taste like garbage. I would like to amend that statement. They taste worse than garbage. I would prefer to eat garbage, because then there would be the chance I would get to eat a bite of something good someone started to eat but couldn’t finish, or paper.
The water outside TGI Friday’s is black now.
9:23 p.m. I keep thinking I hear people say “Caity.” I write down in my notebook that I am “definitely hallucinating.”
I put my head near the table to write more and the scent of old marinara and burnt rubber fills my nostrils. I sit back up.
9:36 p.m. A waiter tries to give me another table’s Boneless Buffalo Wings. Do not tempt me, Satan."
roses are red
violets aren’t real
i like to use my radio show
to moon over my hot scientist boyfriend
Roses are red
we’ve talked about the violets
these dont even rhyme
stop broadcasting our sex life
why should you make a webcomic?
- it’s regular drawing practice
- you get to draw and develop the universe your OCs live in
- you could draw your OCs making out with context
- see number 3
how can you make a webcomic?
- make a new tumblr
- install this theme https://www.tumblr.com/theme/37061
- post comics as you would on any other tumblr they show up on their own webcomic site
what if nobody sees my webcomic :(
- too bad you got to draw your OCs making out and nobody can appreciate your artistic genius obviously the world is not ready for this webcomic genius
GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE
I really like drawing little black girls